MATURITY
| Two Little Angels |
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Age is a number#… mine’s unlisted.
Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
We become old only when regrets take the place of dreams
The past is a good place to visit, but I wouldn’t live there.
You’ve got to start young at old age if you’re ever going to get it right
Forty is the old age of youth;
Fifty is the youth of old age.
Don’t count your years; make your years count.
It is strange how everybody wants to live long but nobody wants to be old.
Life itself is not the destination; it is the journey.
Wrinkles are mementos of smiles we have had.
The years teach much which the days never knew. –Emerson
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. – Herbert Asquith
We become old on the day we forget our past blessings
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be
Pushing 50 is exercise enough
Recycled Teenager
We’re retired…our job is having a good time
Old enough to know better… too old to care
Goodbye tension; Hello pension
If I knew I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself
The secret of Life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that. -Bugs Bunny
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Live everyday as if it were our last and then some day you’ll be right.
Any age is the right age to start doing.
As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less
Don’t grow old, ripen!
Grow old along with me.
Grandparent’s hearts are so big there’s always room for one more.
Grandma’s little angels
Grandma’s Kitchen: Kids eat free
Grandmas are just antique little girls
Grand children are God’s way of compensating us for growing old
If I had known grandchildren were this much fun, I would have had them first!
I’m entering the metallic years… silver in my hair, gold in my teeth and lead in my bottom
Middle age is when the kids leave home one by one. Only to return two by two.
Middle age is when your narrow waist and broad mind begin changing places
There’s no place like home, except Grandma’s
You’re not old…you’re chronologically gifted.
I’m retired. Do it yourself
Boldly going nowhere
Botox saved my marriage
Live long enough to be a problem to your kids
I’m still hot it just comes in flashes now
Your husband called. He said buy anything you want.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
You know you're over the hill when happy hour means nap time
You know you’re getting old when the only thing you exercise is caution!
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
We become old only when regrets take the place of dreams
The past is a good place to visit, but I wouldn’t live there.
You’ve got to start young at old age if you’re ever going to get it right
Forty is the old age of youth;
Fifty is the youth of old age.
Don’t count your years; make your years count.
It is strange how everybody wants to live long but nobody wants to be old.
Life itself is not the destination; it is the journey.
Wrinkles are mementos of smiles we have had.
The years teach much which the days never knew. –Emerson
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. – Herbert Asquith
We become old on the day we forget our past blessings
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be
Pushing 50 is exercise enough
Recycled Teenager
We’re retired…our job is having a good time
Old enough to know better… too old to care
Goodbye tension; Hello pension
If I knew I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself
The secret of Life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that. -Bugs Bunny
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Live everyday as if it were our last and then some day you’ll be right.
Any age is the right age to start doing.
As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less
Don’t grow old, ripen!
Grow old along with me.
Grandparent’s hearts are so big there’s always room for one more.
Grandma’s little angels
Grandma’s Kitchen: Kids eat free
Grandmas are just antique little girls
Grand children are God’s way of compensating us for growing old
If I had known grandchildren were this much fun, I would have had them first!
I’m entering the metallic years… silver in my hair, gold in my teeth and lead in my bottom
Middle age is when the kids leave home one by one. Only to return two by two.
Middle age is when your narrow waist and broad mind begin changing places
There’s no place like home, except Grandma’s
You’re not old…you’re chronologically gifted.
I’m retired. Do it yourself
Boldly going nowhere
Botox saved my marriage
Live long enough to be a problem to your kids
I’m still hot it just comes in flashes now
Your husband called. He said buy anything you want.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
You know you're over the hill when happy hour means nap time
You know you’re getting old when the only thing you exercise is caution!
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
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