COWBOYS
| Two Little Angels |
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Don't squat with your spurs on.
Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
Talk slowly, think quickly.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a
second time.
Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.
The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.
The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his
face in the mirror every morning.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog
around.
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot
bigger'n you think.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.
Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's
still there with ya.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be
surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by
somebody else.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it
is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.
You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped. (Character
shows up best when tested.)
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
"Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much." - John Wayne
"Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway." - John Wayne
Inscription on Mr. Wayne's headstone:
"Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at
midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands.
It hopes we've learnt something from yesterday."
"...God gave me my talent and I was afraid of facing him one day if I didn't use it." - Jack
Sorenson (a renowned Western artist, and a best-selling artist for Leanin' Tree,
America's largest Western-themed greeting card company. He grew up on his father's
dude ranch and movie set in Texas.)
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by
observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
You live in hell? HA! I ride him everyday.
Grass is for bulls, what do you ride?
"A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or
anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that." -- Shane
A day in the Country is worth a month in Town.
Country Dreams
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground.
Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.
Horse Sense, n. Stable Thinking.
Cowboy, whisper those words I love to hear! "I'll buy it for you!"
COWBOYS are proof that COWGIRLS can take a joke!
Teach me the rules...I'll show you how to Break 'Em!
Stall Cleaning Champion I am a bonafide member of the pooper scooper troopers!
3 Barrels 2 Hearts 1 Dream
Hey Cowboy, You better make more than I can spend!
If Farming Were A Sport, you'd be looking at an ATHLETE
I do my own stunts
Tri County Team Cow Tipping - 2 AM Squad
Rocky Mountain Oysters - Original Sack Lunch
Farm Hands Feel Better
RODEO - Cowboys invented it...Cowgirls perfected it!!
Don't start with me...I castrated everything on this place!
FARM GIRLS ain't afraid to get dirty
What happens in the barn, stays in the barn!
Are you gonna Cowboy Up or just lay there and Bleed?
Mess with the BULL...get the HORNS
Pretty in Pink . . . Wicked with Spurs
When I count my blessings...I count my horse twice!
Born on a farm...Raised in a barn
Happy Trails
Raised on country sunshine
Country Cooking Served Here
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